"I wear my sunglasses too much. It just makes me feel better. I don’t care whether people think I’m a dick for keeping them on indoors"
— Alex Turner before politely taking them offMetro, sept 2013
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"